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Larry Miller Show

The Million Martini March (Rebroadcast)

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Shepherd, Garrison, Booze, Keillor, Guffman, Prarie, Hangovers, Larry, Improv, Home, Jean, Comedy, Miller, Companion, Drunk

4.61.1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2012

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Larry tells how to hide 20 bottles of Jameson's behind a quart of milk and a sheepish grin. Then we hear about how in marriage math, one hour can equal TWO POINT EIGHT HOURS!Also, in this incredibly historic episode, we launch the Larry Miller Drinking Society Museum of Glad Tidings and the Larry Miller Drinking Society's Million Martini March! Some day, you'll tell your Grandkids where you were when you heard about this. We also get a visit from the joke of the week!Quote of the week: "There are weddings in Dublin that don't have that much Jameson's."

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0:00.0

Hi folks I'm Larry Miller but in a way aren't we all and here's the good news this is real and Colonel Jeff and Dr Chris and I just record this to let you know I'm really good I'm fine I'm okay but I may not be back for a while so Colonel Jeff and Dr Chris have been

0:15.3

bringing me all the cards and letters you've written and I want you to know they mean

0:18.4

a lot to me they mean so much to me you mean a lot to me you mean a lot to them

0:22.4

and I hope we mean the same thing to you.

0:24.4

It's very gratifying to know that we've started to really build something here.

0:28.6

We can't wait to do it again. You're the best listeners a guy like me could ever wish for. So remember until we come back

0:34.5

if you walked out of bed today and had a job to go to and a home to come back to and

0:39.6

someone there who cares about you folks the game's over and you've won and that's

0:44.5

still the truest thing I know I hope it is for all of us forever so until my

0:49.0

return remember Homer is Homer Pluto is a, and what do you ask every bad bartender in the world?

0:57.0

Nominem quit Jeminus? That's Latin for, you call that a double? Still works beautifully. I'll be seeing you soon and the

1:04.4

colonel and the doctor send you their fondest hello's by

1:08.8

from level five city in Glendale.

1:13.3

It's this week with Larry Miller. Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs., and everyone who loves a really sharp knife set.

1:37.0

Well, welcome back to this week with Larry Miller. I'm Larry Miller, but in a way aren't we all? And as always, don't they sound good? That's the Kevin Carroll Orchestra and the Dave Giamo dancers featuring boy tenor Rick Hunter asking

1:55.8

the musical question if it smells this bad when I pull your finger what happens if

2:00.4

I pull your leg? Which by the way is a little course but an outstanding question

2:06.8

that I don't believe I've ever run into.

2:09.7

More on that in a second, first and by Amazon.com we have a bunch of things to to plug

2:18.7

this week there's Amazon.com as you know we're very fond of saying anything you want in the world you can get at

2:25.0

Amazon.com with the possible exception of course of an actual Amazon. We don't

2:30.0

know where to go for that and if you do we wish you'd please write to us so

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