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Larry Miller Show

Two Wrongs Possibly Make A Right (Rebrodcast)

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Shepherd, Garrison, Booze, Keillor, Guffman, Prarie, Hangovers, Larry, Improv, Home, Jean, Comedy, Miller, Companion, Drunk

4.61.1K Ratings

🗓️ 11 July 2012

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Sanctimonious loudmouths and hamper slackers alike receive Larry's high dudgeon this week. Yes, we get another acrimonious (but not sanctimonious) Hamper Update and a bonus joke of the week -- all at no extra charge!Will Larry read the stage direction in the Shari's Berries ad copy again? Will he slice his face to ribbons again? Smart money is on "Oh, mmmmmaybe."How is safety razor shaving related to the movie Network? How is the Hamper Update related the movie Patton? Tune in to our longest and therefore bestest episode ever where the answer to all of these mysteries will be revealed. All. questions will be answered. All fears will be allayed. Over and out from stately Miller manor.Quote of the week: "With what, a bowie knife?"

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0:00.0

Hi folks I'm Larry Miller but in a way aren't we all and here's the good news this is real and Colonel Jeff and Dr Chris and I just record this to let you know I'm really good I'm fine I'm okay but I may not be back for a while so Colonel Jeff and Dr Chris have been

0:15.3

bringing me all the cards and letters you've written and I want you to know they mean

0:18.4

a lot to me they mean so much to me you mean a lot to me you mean a lot to them

0:22.4

and I hope we mean the same thing to you.

0:24.4

It's very gratifying to know that we've started to really build something here.

0:28.6

We can't wait to do it again. You're the best listeners a guy like me could ever wish for. So remember until we come back

0:34.5

if you walked out of bed today and had a job to go to and a home to come back to and

0:39.6

someone there who cares about you folks the game's over and you've won and that's

0:44.5

still the truest thing I know I hope it is for all of us forever so until my

0:49.0

return remember Homer is Homer Pluto is a, and what do you ask every bad bartender in the world?

0:57.0

Nominem quit Jeminus? That's Latin for, you call that a double? Still works beautifully. I'll be seeing you soon and the colonel and

1:05.1

the doctor send you their fondest hello's by from level five city in Glendale

1:12.3

it's this week with Larry Miller Level 5 city in Glendale.

1:13.2

It's this week with Larry Miller. Good evening Mr. and Mrs., and everyone who likes free gifts.

1:35.0

Hi folks, welcome back to this week with Larry Miller I'm Larry Miller but in a way aren't

1:45.3

we all and as always aren't they terrific that of course is the William Glasscock

1:50.0

orchestra and the Genevieve Guild's dancers featuring boy tenor Grant Young asking

1:56.0

the musical question if two wrongs don't make a right how come three lefts do? Very thought-provoking. And let me just go back a second, just a quick step back and say,

2:10.0

that's right, you heard right, we're all correct. That was the William Glasscock Orchestra,

2:17.0

and that is his real name, he sent a terrific gift that was his own idea for an initiation on the Larry Miller

2:26.4

Drinking Society it's a terrific gift but it's worth noting it's worthy of some remark that somewhere in England in the 14th century

2:40.0

the name Glasscock started and I'm guessing it's English and then it came down

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