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Top Flight Time Machine

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 49

Top Flight Time Machine

Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney

Sports & Recreation, Soccer, Sports, Comedy

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 4 February 2021

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Shameless grifters, a punch is thrown, 1980s stereotyping, snooker, Pancho’s shopping needs, and more of Roy’s terrifying kids. (Rec: 7/5/20)


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0:43.2

This is top flight time machine, I am Andy Dawson, pow pow pow pow.

0:46.0

I'm saying to Laney, I'm saying nifty to Laney, so what?

0:49.0

There it is. Welcome along Nifty, good to see you.

0:54.7

Thanks to everyone who's been calling me nifty. I appreciate the support for this new campaign

1:01.4

than you rename Sam Nifty to Laney. If you're listening to this 3-9 months from now,

1:06.9

the nifty thing's probably gone horribly wrong somehow but you know this is where I've probably

1:12.6

scandalized myself on daytime television and it turns out that nifty is an old colonial racist

1:20.5

term that I was unaware of but then some fucking snowflake dicks out the history books, the fact

1:27.6

that it was used as a derogatory racial remark in the Raj or something and suddenly I've become

1:35.4

some sort of pariah figure and amounded out of a and they actually try to make hours the first

1:43.2

band podcast. They do it, you know, these snowflakes, it's a sort of thing they're relentless,

1:49.6

they won't stop. If you do something to displease them or not to displease them,

1:54.5

but if you do something that gives them the opportunity to posture, then they will posture the

2:00.4

fuck out of it until you are dead. It's really hard for anyone to get banned completely. I mean,

2:06.2

there's been this thing recently David Iks and his YouTube channel taking off him because he's been

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