The Melchester Odyssey - Part 49
Top Flight Time Machine
Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney
4.8 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 4 February 2021
⏱️ 40 minutes
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Shameless grifters, a punch is thrown, 1980s stereotyping, snooker, Pancho’s shopping needs, and more of Roy’s terrifying kids. (Rec: 7/5/20)
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| 0:43.2 | This is top flight time machine, I am Andy Dawson, pow pow pow pow. |
| 0:46.0 | I'm saying to Laney, I'm saying nifty to Laney, so what? |
| 0:49.0 | There it is. Welcome along Nifty, good to see you. |
| 0:54.7 | Thanks to everyone who's been calling me nifty. I appreciate the support for this new campaign |
| 1:01.4 | than you rename Sam Nifty to Laney. If you're listening to this 3-9 months from now, |
| 1:06.9 | the nifty thing's probably gone horribly wrong somehow but you know this is where I've probably |
| 1:12.6 | scandalized myself on daytime television and it turns out that nifty is an old colonial racist |
| 1:20.5 | term that I was unaware of but then some fucking snowflake dicks out the history books, the fact |
| 1:27.6 | that it was used as a derogatory racial remark in the Raj or something and suddenly I've become |
| 1:35.4 | some sort of pariah figure and amounded out of a and they actually try to make hours the first |
| 1:43.2 | band podcast. They do it, you know, these snowflakes, it's a sort of thing they're relentless, |
| 1:49.6 | they won't stop. If you do something to displease them or not to displease them, |
| 1:54.5 | but if you do something that gives them the opportunity to posture, then they will posture the |
| 2:00.4 | fuck out of it until you are dead. It's really hard for anyone to get banned completely. I mean, |
| 2:06.2 | there's been this thing recently David Iks and his YouTube channel taking off him because he's been |
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