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This is top flight time machine, I am Andy Dawson, pop up how?

I'm Santa Lainey, so what? Oh, I forgot to leave out his new addendum to his nickname.

Nifty Delainey, have you noticed that I have changed my Twitter name?

I haven't noticed that, I haven't been lucky. I like it now since Nifty Delainey.

I saw a thing you'd done yesterday on your Johnny Friendly thing on Instagram when you were

looking back to when you were younger and talking about Alidaz and I thought you were going to

refer yourself as Nifty. That's when I've really lost it. I'm trying to introduce Nifty to

everything. I think he used the sense in it back when I was a nipper and I kind of saw that

and I thought, oh, he's put Nifty on. When I was known in the playground as Nifty, partly for my

footballing skills but also for other reasons. The playground and the local crime scene. I'm reregistering

in like, for instance, anyone I write for, I've asked for my byline to be changed and trying to get

new copies of my books printed with Nifty Delainey. I'm just trying, I'm really doing it. I've

got the time on lockdown. I'm trying to change everything. I'm trying to change from passport and

everything. I can run tape now. I'm going to do some t-shirts. Oh, they're nice.

Good luck with that. I can't just disassociate myself from all of that right now. That's an

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