Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, this is it!

This is Toplight Time Machine, I'm Andy Hottboly, awesome, Papa-Po.

I am so nicknames, I'm Andy Sawa.

Just a little explanation about what the fuck is going on in this one.

It started off as a Roy of the Rovers, Melchester Odyssey,

and then we got distracted, and then before you know it, there was no Melchester continent whatsoever.

There was a crumpid break, there was some stuff about funerals, there was all sorts in it.

So here it is, it's not a Melchester episode after all, even though the first few minutes are.

I hope that explains everything, that makes sense.

But like, ultimately, what does it matter?

Yeah, exactly, fuck it, here we go.

This is it!

This is Toplight Time Machine, I'm Andy Hottboly, awesome, Papa-Po.

I am Sam Nickney Delaney, so well.

Welcome along to the Melchester Odyssey, of course we're going through Roy of the Rovers

week by week, we're on the 19th of June, 1982, this week.

I'll just begin at the top.

I love, I've got to say, I just love the simplicity of the banner right at the top.

It just says, Roy of the Rovers, and it's just got Roy's face just looking at it, it's got

all right, cons, and that's all you need.

Do you know what I mean with it?

Is that like, we've had like a small sort of team fought or something like that there,

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