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Top Flight Time Machine

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 132

Top Flight Time Machine

Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney

Comedy, Sports, Sports & Recreation, Soccer

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 September 2022

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Shrinking, a fallen artwork, a teenage apartment, Lennon’s plastic obsession, and secretive melting. (Rec: 9/12/21)


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This is Tok by Time Machine, I am Andy Hot Body Dawson. I'm Sam Nifty Delaney, so well.

0:41.4

Welcome along to the Melchester Odyssey. It's two grown men, analysing children's comics

0:48.0

for 40 years ago. We've now gone beyond grown men. I mean, grown men is something that you

0:54.5

would say about, you know, once you've passed your sort of mid-20s, once you've passed your mid-20s,

1:01.1

people go, listen, you're a grown man now, right? That's what people say as a sort of a wake-up call

1:07.0

when you reach about 26. It's like, look mate, you're a grown man. Pull yourself together,

1:12.1

take some responsibility, get serious, get real, right? And people might say, but now we're like,

1:18.4

we're in our late, well, mid to late 40s, yeah. Oh, we, and, and men, no, we are beyond grown men.

1:27.7

We've come out the other side, in fact, to be honest, we're probably going to both start shrinking soon.

1:32.6

I'm just going to say that are we no shrinking? I think we might be, I think we're on the border

1:37.0

of shrinking, the borderline is shrinking, so make the most of your fucking height while you've

1:41.0

got it, mate. Oh, man, I never even reached a satisfactory height. In the first place,

1:45.6

to be at the front of the hill, and you're about to go down the other side. Well, this is it,

1:52.6

I'm 50 next year, so I think that's a big plan for you. 50th, mate. Sorry, what?

1:59.2

Got any big plans for you? Lots of plans, lots of events, I'm going to go out and

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