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This is top light time machine, I am Andy Hobboli, Dawson, Pa, Pa, Pa, Pa, I'm Sam, Nifty,

Delaney, so what? I have Sam in my left hand, the 2022 Ripley's

believe it or not, book. It says on the front, it's got a very shiny silver cover, this

year, you can almost see your face in it, but it says on the front there's actually, I

mean, they've made no fucking effort whatsoever with this cover design.

I believe it's a lazy cover, yeah, I think it's meant for that to cover.

It's a thick, there's a 3D cube on the front which doesn't particularly look as if

it's, the dimensions are correct, it's a shitsure, it's been drawn badly, I mean, what

I would say is a cover of anything needs to give you a strong flavour of what the promise

is inside. Ripley's believe it or not, the whole reason we especially focus on this

each in the build up to each Christmas is because it is a book that at least theoretically

has the most amazing fucking things in the world inside of it, right?

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