Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, this is it!

This is Top Flight Time Machine. I am Andy Hotbody Dawson, Papa Po.

I am Samuel Nifty Delaney the third. So what?

Welcome along to this emergency pod, which has been generated by the ongoing events in the

United Kingdom on the afternoon of Thursday, September 2022.

It appears that her Majesty the Queen, who has been a regular contributor to this podcast

in the past, is under medical supervision, her Balmoral Holiday Home, and we're kind of

in a hinterland almost of between no news and news.

The Twixton Between. Yes, the Perineum, you might say.

It's a Perineum, which is something I was hoping we wouldn't say quite so soon.

There we are, we've said it, so that's where we're at.

We just want it to contribute, I think, to the Orville Lord of Comfort and Comfort, give

people a story about it. Oh, yeah, that as well, yeah.

We're here to Comfort and to show people that they're not alone, but there's a lot

of people who feel lost right now. I think we all feel a little lost and we want to

show we want to sort of reach out and demonstrate, you'd sort of be a beacon.

It's very confusing because it feels as though something incredibly earth-shattering is

about to happen, but nobody is seeing it and we don't really know what, as you say, we're

on the Perineum, aren't we? That's basically what it is.

It's just like, you know, you know, like when COVID first came out and there was a few

days, like I remember I quickly joined Costco because lockdown, they were saying, when's

lockdown coming and people were thinking it was coming and then it wasn't coming and Italy

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