THE MAYOR OF NANTUCKET with Raymond Padilla

Absolutely Not

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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2020

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather has her friend Big Daddy Raymond Padilla in town, fresh off his high horse from his luxury villa in Nantucket. He has decided to run for mayor, in a town he has never lived in - typical Ray. He is bringing all the judgement and heat, per usual, with an added side of SASS. These two giggle and argue on this episode!

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a DR Media production.
0:06.5	Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.
0:12.4	I'm your host Heather McMahon.
0:17.7	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast.
0:22.4	I'm your host Heather McMahon. I am thrilled to have a new quarantine buddy with me,
0:27.4	locked up raw at the Shatchama McMahon, if you will, compounded McMahon, or as some people might
0:33.2	call it the fun house, because literally we're sitting in my mom's office right now and it looks like
0:38.8	a fucking bomb went off. We're living in chaos. Ladies and gentlemen, you know him, you love him.
0:43.5	He's half Asian, half Mexican, and a hundred percent sassy. He's my best friend in the world.
0:47.6	Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the podcast Raymond Badea.
0:50.9	Oh, wow. How you doing? You know, I've been better.
0:54.6	Why is that? Because you came from Nantucket? Yeah, I came from Nantucket. It was beautiful.
0:58.9	It's a gorgeous island and I came here and you have snakes.
1:02.5	I have snakes. There was a snake in your garden on your porch this morning. Nobody told me,
1:08.6	you know how I feel about wildlife. I'm not well. Okay. First of all, we've done the research.
1:13.1	It's a rat snake and it's not poisonous and it actually kills rats, which is oddly enough,
1:17.9	my mortal enemy is a rat. So I don't understand why I have a problem with it.
1:21.6	Well, because I just don't listen. Snakes are just not for me.
1:25.2	Yeah, a lot of things aren't for me. It's not like I go out and I want to, I'm a snake
1:29.9	charmer, right? But we're in Georgia. We have animals. You tell me Nantucket has nothing.
1:34.2	You told me that in Nantucket, they have dead bunnies everywhere.
1:37.1	You have dead bunnies everywhere. That is the truth. That's why I'm running for mayor. I'm
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