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🗓️ 5 August 2020

⏱️ 50 minutes

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On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is back from her hippie trip to Asheville North Carolina, where she experienced Satan at work. Between the Dog fights, Spiritual reads, and kids falling in manholes, it was a wild, but much needed ride outta town. The hotline is buzzing with insane calls of women just truly at their wits ends! The prayer circle just got tighter because the only thing that can get us out of this year is JESUS HIMSELF... AMEN!

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a DR Media production.
0:06.5	Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.
0:12.4	I'm your host Heather McMahon.
0:18.2	Hello ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the
0:21.7	Absolutely Not Line. I'm your host Heather McMahon. How the hell you doing?
0:26.8	Oh man, where do we even start? Hold on, let me get a sip of my
0:31.0	Yeti Cooler. Not a sponsor at the podcast, but I'd really love for them to be
0:36.1	because I love their cool products. Oh god, I'm on my usual grind. I'm thirsty or
0:41.1	than ever. My buddy Raymond just left today. He was here for a cool
0:45.7	six days and I got to apologize to him. I feel bad. He was kind of here when I was stressed out
0:50.8	and you know, we're still kind of living through some construction chaos and I just felt bad.
0:54.8	I know he was like, oh, he had one point. He goes, you need to calm down. I was like, you're right.
0:59.2	I do. But we had a great little getaway. We went to Asheville, North Carolina with my other
1:04.0	buddy Jared and Hayden, who are fantastic folks. We went to the Grove Park Inn, great spot.
1:10.2	It's a really famous hotel in Asheville and it was nice to get out. You know, it was nice to
1:15.8	get that crisp mountain air. It was 15 degrees cooler up there. So it truly was lovely to like maybe
1:23.4	sort of need a light sweater at night. I was so here for that change of pace, but that's what's up.
1:29.2	We were wheeling and dealing. We had a nice time. Nice day. I got a massage for the first time
1:33.6	since quarantine. I hadn't gotten rubbed down and I felt like, listen, shout out to the state of
1:38.1	North Carolina. Y'all are not fucking around. Everywhere we went, people were wearing masks. You felt
1:42.7	very safe. The hotel did a great job when you're checking in, you know, asking questions,
1:48.0	masks everywhere. It was just great. Like everybody was on board and was just like, cool. We're
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