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Absolutely Not

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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2020

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather has her hilarious and ball-busting sister, Ashley, also known as the Georgia Law Lady in the studio. They discuss their fucked up genes, what it was like growing up with Robin and Kyle as parents and how the hell are they gonna convince Robin to drink more water. When these two ding-dongs of sisters get together its giggles non-stop and the dumbest conversations ever.

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a DR Media production.
0:03.0	Oh!
0:05.0	Oh!
0:06.0	Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.
0:12.0	I'm your host Heather McMahon.
0:14.0	I'm your host Heather McMahon.
0:17.0	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast.
0:21.0	I'm your host Heather McMahon, thrilled to be here.
0:24.0	It's a hot muggy.
0:26.0	It feels like you're walking through angel food cake kind of day in Atlanta.
0:30.0	I hate when people from Atlanta are like, it's not hot.
0:33.0	Atlanta.
0:34.0	No, the fuck it is.
0:35.0	It's, yeah, it's hot.
0:36.0	Atlanta.
0:37.0	Call it what it is.
0:38.0	It's fucking hot.
0:39.0	Greta Thornton-Berk.
0:40.0	She was on to something.
0:41.0	I'll tell you what.
0:43.0	She may be 16 and not pregnant, but she knows global warming is real, because it is so fucking hot here.
0:48.0	We are melting.
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