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🗓️ 31 December 2013
⏱️ 80 minutes
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0:24.2 | It's time for another episode of this shit. Um, I am chocolate-a-see. And I am Chris |
0:32.4 | Setma Show. Okay, and this is the read. Chocolate-a-see. I don't know why that was. |
0:37.2 | Like shotgun and lettuce. No, like chocolate and lettuce. Oh, even even even |
0:42.8 | weirder. Mm-hmm. Okay, you good? I have a bit of cold. Yeah. And so you know what |
0:49.9 | actually let's just let's just go there. Okay, let's just go there. Fuck this weather. |
0:56.9 | Fuck it with a spiked dick on Tuesday. Wow. Because this shit makes no sense. I've |
1:03.6 | said it before and I'll say it the fuck again. I don't know how y'all do this below 50 |
1:09.2 | degrees bullshit. Yes, occasionally Miami will get into the 40s when God has really |
1:16.0 | pissed at us, but you know something. I don't understand how people are out here. What |
1:20.5 | is a coat? Why do we need it? And how the fuck dare you New York City after being disgusting |
1:26.3 | already and having this new species of mutin ass roaches that can fly around on snowflakes |
1:32.0 | and and have fucking bobsled teams and have how dare you have the nerve to be 30 degrees |
1:39.2 | one day and then 60 the next and then 20 the next. My body. I cannot do this. Yeah. I'm |
1:44.0 | used to living a life 25 years. I've lived in degrees of 80 for like every day, every |
1:50.7 | day. Just one other constantly and then I came up here and my body said, what the fuck? |
1:55.9 | What is it? It was like Jack Skeleton. What's this? What's this? There's this white shit |
1:59.2 | in the air. I cannot do this any longer. Okay. I had to get that out. I feel better now. |
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