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The Read

The Read

Comedy

4.927.8K Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2014

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Young Jeezy makes terrorist threats, SNL adds some color to their mix and Dwyane Wade has a new baby mama. Plus…girl, it’s cold

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0:00.0

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0:14.7

And now we're back at it. Let's get the show started

0:18.3

And around around around around around around we go around around

0:24.6

Well, we go you don't remember when freestyle unity now. I was just letting you go

0:30.0

I was letting you have your moment. It was beautiful. All right. Well, here we are back again. Happy New Year

0:35.5

Happy New Year officially. I know

0:38.5

2014 first of all I would like to say

0:42.8

Crystal has

0:44.8

We're actually sitting here facing each other with like surgical mass

0:49.2

Surgical mass on because crystal has pin amonius and

0:53.6

It's all because of this fuck ass weather. Yeah, so can we just take a moment to just really say fuck Jack Frost

0:58.9

He's a ho ass bitch and I don't understand how people have to do this

1:03.8

Every year you do this like you don't it's not like a hurricane like you see in Miami if you had a hurricane

1:09.8

It was just like a wearer occurrence where we'll come through because sometimes it will be like a category

1:14.4

One our tropical storm and bitches will drive through that and go 7 11 and get them a hot dog something to come right back on

1:19.7

But then every now and then it would be like a bad bitch, but that just you know you didn't it happened like that

1:25.2

Yeah, after all of this shit is said and done and it war it's warm again

1:29.2

It's gonna happen again like this happens once a year like these months of

1:35.8

Frigid pandemonium this makes no sense and then we have the blizzard roaches

1:40.6

Bitch it was like nine degrees the other day in fucking in in Detroit it was negative six initially cargo

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