Beyoncé Holiday Spectacular

The Read

Comedy

4.9 • 27.8K Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2013

⏱️ 104 minutes

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Summary

What was once meant to be a holiday special filled with friends, champagne and shade turned out to be a full stan moment after King Beyoncé snatched us up from the root.

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0:00.0	What's up everyone, it's kid Fury.
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0:26.7	And all right, we're not going to waste no goddamn time.
0:28.3	No time, bitch.
0:29.3	Oh my god, nigga.
0:30.3	So I am edgler and I am flawless.
0:35.3	And this is great.
0:36.5	Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch is over.
0:38.4	Are you fucking kidding me?
0:39.4	Like, I'm not actually dying.
0:42.1	I've been dying since Thursday.
0:43.1	I've been waiting to get in the studio and die in front of you.
0:46.2	Like I've just, I've been fucking dying.
0:48.6	I understand.
0:49.6	Like, listen, okay.
0:51.2	So I have not a hair on my head.
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