The Important Broadcast Module 324: World Leader Or Alsatian

Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast

Global

Comedy

4.8 • 594 Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2024

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

When The Great Leader has a visitor in his home, regardless of their maturity, he will lay down the ground rules which are to be observed at all times during their stay. This will all be made clearer in this module. Meanwhile, Steve takes conventional clothes sizing and rips up the rules.

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0:00.0	This is a global player original podcast.
0:06.2	Danny Wallace.
0:08.0	Brady OX.
0:09.7	Well, hello and welcome to another important broadcast podcast for you.
0:14.2	I wonder if it will be dedicated to anyone or anything or anybody of people.
0:18.2	Who knows, we'll find out later on, along with Explain That and another
0:22.9	thrilling feature, The Chosen One. The Chosen One. The Chosen One. And who will be the
0:30.8	chosen one this week? Well, the answer may surprise you. Yeah, there's no way we could know.
0:34.8	Ha, ah. Hot Diggerty, no. It's a big old slab of audio this week, guys.
0:39.5	It's a hefty piece.
0:40.8	So think of it as a Sunday lamb. Yeah. Cool in right now. Do not cut into it yet. Don't cut into it yet. To be patient. It's too hot. Yes. Don't let, because you'll get burnt by the juices. you get burnt by the juices you have to wait smell. Smell it. Cover it in foil. Yes. And then, only then. We'll tell you during the show. Use the correct implements as well. A carving knife and one of those long tongued forks. If you have one of those carving things that are automatic, use that. Use that. Blumen dangerous. Feel free, but it's dangerous, yeah.
1:12.2	It's dangerous, you need a license for that.
1:13.4	You really do, or you should. And if you're vegetarian, imagine it's a big old nutty cake, an unpopular one, the last one left in the shop. But you know it's because it's so special. It's hefty. It's a rock cake. Yeah.
1:25.1	It's going a bit stale, but that's okay.
1:27.5	It won't be dry. It won't be dry.
1:29.2	There's no chance it will be dry.
1:31.0	If there's no egg in it, it might be a bit dry. It's going to sit heavily on your stomach the way our thoughts sit heavily on your mind. Oh, nice. And that's why it's so important. That's why it's the important broadcast. But you know all this. I digress. Why don't we
1:44.2	just say, guys, let's pull up our speedos. Why have we got them down? Why have we got them down?
1:51.0	Why have we got them down? Let's pull up our speedos, pull down our goggles, and dive straight in.
1:58.2	Ray, D-O-X. Well, hello, hello how are you just after 11 on a Sunday
2:03.1	and that means one thing your weekend starts here
2:05.8	and it starts with your important broadcast
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