The Ibiza Debreif: Champagne in Pyjamas, Landslide Chaos & How To Survive “Shark Week”
The Therapy Crouch
Therapy Crouch
4.7 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 28 October 2025
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back from their whirlwind Ibiza escape — and it’s fair to say the trip had it all. From torrential rain and landslides that left them stranded in their villa, to Abbey calling a waiter an “egghead” and tactical napping gone wrong, it’s an Ibiza debrief like no other.
The gang also dive into listener emails about newborns, hormonal mood swings, and the world’s most inconsiderate boyfriend who thought a McDonald’s counted as a birthday dinner. There’s Halloween chaos in the Crouch household, Peter’s emotional dad moment at his son’s cross-country race, and Abbey admitting she can’t deal with talkative neighbours — or random kids in soft play.
By the end, the pair get surprisingly sentimental as Peter confesses the trip made him “appreciate home, family, and routine” — before losing it over unblown leaves.
00:00 – 02:30 Power cut panic before recording & the useless generator saga.
02:30 – 04:45 Ibiza recap begins — raw sardines, tactical naps & missing the big night.
04:45 – 06:15 FOMO on the flight home and listener messages about new babies.
08:00 – 09:45 Peter’s emotional dad moment watching Johnny’s cross-country race.
10:35 – 12:45 Abbey introduces “Snaps” — the telepathic party game that baffles everyone.
14:05 – 16:10 Abbey calls a rude waiter an “egghead” — and has no regrets.
17:00 – 18:45 Ibiza drama: landslides, stranded villas, and champagne in pyjamas.
19:00 – 25:00 Halloween mania — kids’ costumes, Tim Burton’s epic party, and Abbey’s cat outfit.
27:15 – 31:10 Nightmares, claustrophobia, and existential talk about ghosts, energy, and death.
33:00 – 34:00 Abbey’s “no margaritas” revelation.
35:00 – 39:00 Listener email: “Shark Week” mood swings & Peter’s survival advice for hormonal partners.
42:30 – 45:45 Listener dilemma — the boyfriend who owes money, forgets birthdays, and serves McDonald’s for dinner.
47:00 – 52:00 Chat about talkative neighbours, ignoring kids in soft play, and Abbey’s “hide if you see them” tactic.
52:00 – END Final reflections: Ibiza made them appreciate home, family, and routine — plus Abbey’s fury at uncollected leaves.
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| 0:00.0 | I was paying to play at the moon. |
| 0:03.0 | I'm not playing. |
| 0:04.1 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:06.3 | You get it. |
| 0:11.5 | I will blow my own path. |
| 0:13.3 | It's no problem. |
| 0:14.6 | Tell me back to my beer, though. |
| 0:19.6 | Hello, and welcome to the Therapy Crouch with me, Avi Clancy. Me, Peter Crouch. And me, Ross. How are we doing, guys? All good, guys, all good. A little bit of drama before we started there. There was, there was. Panic stations. Panic stations, the whole road had a power cut. Yeah. Which I'm glad that people, that freaking generator, because I am I am panicking about this. Hang on, Pete Ford. Why the hell did we get it up and running for the boss? How on off? Well, because, so you know all this thing in the, in the, you know, the government website have put on this like, you know, emergency survival kit. Yeah. Non-perishable food, batteries, torches, generators, |
| 0:56.6 | people, like the most expensive generator that you can get. |
| 1:00.6 | And now our builder's saying, you know, that's not the right one. |
| 1:07.2 | Flash out of everybody is coming with it. |
| 1:09.5 | Yeah, so it's completely pointless our generator. I've just spoke to Adam. So what's wrong with the generator? He just said... It's like when you get like an EU plug and like a... He just said it's not the right... He said that one, that thing in the garage. He said, oh no, that's not the right one. So I thought, you know, if the power does go, we've got a generator, we can boil water, we can make food, we can, you know, charge phones, put lamps on, blah, blah, blah, but apparently the one you got, you can't. Just had our practice run there, pizza, and you failed. What is the point of that generator then? I don't know. You need to find out. I'll be honest with you. I'm not, I'm not clued up on generators. Amazon Generator. By now. That's exactly what I put in. Top generator, please, that you can get on Amazon. And, well, I might have been having a word with the builder. Yeah, we need to work that out, because if this happens again, we need to, you know, because I thought my house would be the safe place to get everyone. We'd have full power. She's just dying for a compound. Yeah. For a compound. I think you want, like, whatever you think's going to happen. Lockdown. So you can just be in a compound. Everyone back to ours. I'll get the karaoke on. You get that generator on. Get the generator going. But yeah, we just got back from Ibiza. No, yeah. Last night. Yeah. It was incredible. We went with our really, really great friends, great group of people. |
| 2:39.6 | Very lucky to have friends like them to whisk us away and have so much fun. |
| 2:45.4 | Yeah, it looked a lot of fun. |
| 2:46.8 | So I've seen some of the pictures and videos and it looked like you had it large. |
| 2:50.3 | It was, it was very fun. |
| 2:52.3 | But obviously we're going to get into that on the pod today. |
| 2:55.0 | But from the trip, the weekly wine, we're going to start with those. |
| 3:00.7 | I think was Abby's kind of behaviour. |
| 3:04.8 | And not the baby you might expect. |
| 3:06.2 | Okay. |
| 3:07.8 | Yeah, there was one particular night where everyone went to Universe, |
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