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The Therapy Crouch

Halloween Neighbour Wars, Signs From the Afterlife & Should Kids Trick-or-Treat Alone?

The Therapy Crouch

Therapy Crouch

Comedy, Mum, Parenting, Agony Aunt, Marriage, Dad, Relationships, Society & Culture, Advice, Peter Crouch, Abbey Clancy, Kids & Family, Sex, Funny, Partners, Couples Therapy, Couples, Therapy, Relax

4.73.7K Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2025

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

On this week’s Halloween Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter embrace spooky season with a cauldron full of listener dilemmas. From neighbourhood turf wars over Halloween decorations and the “right” kind of sweets to parents debating whether trick-or-treating counts as “modern begging,” no question is too ghostly or gory.


Abbey shares an emotional story about signs from the afterlife, while Peter reflects on mischief nights, Ibiza party memories, and an eternal battle with teacakes. Together, they tackle debates on sexy zombie costumes, haunted neighbours, and how to survive Halloween as parents (and as a couple).


Expect laughs, nostalgia, chaos, and the occasional existential chat about spirits — the ghostly kind and the fizzy pink kind.


00:00 – Abbey and Peter open the Halloween special

01:00 – Mischief Night explained: egging, toilet paper, chaos

02:30 – Ibiza neighbour drama and Peter’s “rave at night, zen by day” rant

04:10 – Would you go all-out or tone down Halloween for grumpy neighbours?

08:00 – The infamous “worm in Pasha” story

09:15 – Abbey’s emotional story about her late doctor and eerily timed message

12:20 – The “Trick-or-Treating is Begging” debate

14:00 – Abbey and Pete’s scariest parenting memories

16:00 – Why community street parties are secretly brilliant

20:00 – The “Sexy Zombie Cheerleader” dilemma

25:00 – Should you let your 12-year-old go trick-or-treating alone?

27:30 – Abbey’s Dracula hot chocolate moment and the outro


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0:00.0

Something's happened to him a Halloween

0:01.1

he does not want to go

0:02.1

Oh, chico, cheating. Maybe he's fias pants. It's not feasible. It's not feasible. We're not full-tees. Speak for yourself. You don't want a ton of tea cake in there, do you? No, I hate it when you get a tea cake. What the f***? Put the T, order like a blue ribbon.

0:21.5

Yeah, a club.

0:24.1

An orange club.

0:25.4

A club you in a minute.

0:27.2

That's the fucking animals.

0:28.5

I can't stop.

0:31.3

Ask me anything.

0:34.1

Welcome to Ask us anything.

0:38.0

All good. All good.

0:38.9

All good in the hood.

0:39.8

Okay.

0:40.4

AMAs?

0:41.0

AMAs.

0:42.2

This AMA is a Halloween edition.

0:44.9

It's a very special.

0:45.9

We touched on it on Tuesday just about Halloween in general.

0:50.2

But this is the night before Halloween.

0:52.4

It's called mischief night.

0:53.9

Mischief night. Mischief Night.

0:54.5

I wasn't across this.

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