Selective Hearing or Survival Skill? Why Men Stop Listening in a Marriage…
The Therapy Crouch
Therapy Crouch
4.7 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 23 October 2025
⏱️ 25 minutes
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Summary
On this week’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey Crouch tackle your juiciest listener dilemmas—from dodgy mates stealing business ideas to kids with sailor mouths and parents with playground egos.
Peter confesses his selective husband hearing, Abbey vents about domestic chaos, and the pair debate whether a friend who never pays her share can be reformed. Expect hilarious tangents about cantaloupes, awkward neighbour encounters, chimney revenge plots, and the ever-competitive world of school mums.
As always, it’s equal parts relatable, ridiculous, and real-life therapy—Crouch-style.
00:00 – Pete can’t pronounce “cantaloupe” and chaos ensues
00:52 – A listener calls out Peter’s “selective hearing” in marriage
03:57 – The banister argument—Peter’s DIY meltdown
07:29 – When your 4-year-old drops the F-bomb
10:28 – Abbey and Peter’s take on kids swearing and modern pop lyrics
11:22 – “My friend stole my business idea!” – The baking betrayal
13:33 – Peter’s wild golf club chimney revenge story
15:07 – The tight mate who never pays up
17:18 – “Mum Wars” – Schoolyard competitiveness and pressure
20:13 – Abbey’s philosophy on parenting and happiness
22:23 – The coworker who narrates her entire day aloud
24:26 – Peter’s final meltdown and closing laughs
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| 0:00.0 | Wish she could do the old next on to talk, Stigsapoo. |
| 0:04.8 | Do you look, bend over? |
| 0:07.1 | Yeah, Shama, trouble. |
| 0:09.3 | I'd showed him samples, he'd held it, and he was like, oh, this is a nice weight. |
| 0:12.6 | And I'm like, what the hell? |
| 0:16.0 | This is a nice place. |
| 0:19.6 | Ask me anything |
| 0:20.8 | shabba |
| 0:22.8 | guam |
| 0:24.3 | you're twisting my melon man |
| 0:27.5 | how nice is that melon |
| 0:30.6 | yeah I loved it |
| 0:31.7 | just had a bit of melon there |
| 0:33.1 | absolutely scrundly |
| 0:33.9 | yeah what was it |
| 0:35.4 | Kantanas was it |
| 0:36.3 | a little MNS a little M M&S, uh, Cantaloupe. Cantaloupe. What the fuck's a cantaloupe? It's a fucking tams of melon. It's like, melling, melon. I thought it was Mexican or something. Candaloupe? Candaloupe. Guadalupe. Kandalope melon chunch. Where are you saying? I've never heard of can't. What's it? Cantaloupe. Cantaloupe? Cantaloupe? Yeah. Fuck me. Sounds like a fucking deer. We've seen my name in a zoo. I've literally never seen that word. Watermelon, honey dew. |
| 1:11.2 | Cantaloupe. |
| 1:12.1 | Cantaloupe. |
| 1:13.1 | Cantaloupe. Oh. |
| 1:16.4 | Looking right. |
| 1:16.9 | No. |
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