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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8942 Ratings

🗓️ 7 November 2025

⏱️ 151 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired November 7, 2025: Minnesota Viking long snapper Andrew DePaola. Poop knife. Everything you wanna know about hillbilly boxing club. 

Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/
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Transcript

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0:00.0

All right, all you procrastinators, enough is enough. It's November and the you know what is about to hit the fan.

0:06.6

Time to hit up my friends at standard heating and air conditioning and get that furnace cranked on and get it winter ready.

0:12.4

Dana here. November's also the final tune up deal of the year at standard. You can get 20 bucks off your furnace fix when you make an appointment and mention 93X.

0:21.2

Yeah, I know we're all hearty Minnesones around here and you're probably saving up to buy me a sweet, sweet Christmas gift.

0:27.3

But don't roll the dice on your furnace. Time to prep and protect.

0:30.7

Book that tune up today at standardheating.com.

0:33.4

That's standard heating.com.

0:35.1

The 93X.5 half-assed morning show.

0:38.6

Ninety-three.

0:40.9

Air.

0:41.5

Wow, there you go.

0:56.1

There you stand.

0:58.4

If you're a Monday to Friday type, you've made your way to the final.

1:03.9

Final, and we're damn proud of you.

1:06.5

Welcome to the 93X half-ass morning show, everyone.

1:10.0

All for Pete's sake, Josh, we got this and that going on today.

1:14.7

Andrew D. Paula, long snapper for the Minnesota Vikings.

1:19.9

We'll go ahead with our regular Friday chit-chat with that character.

1:24.7

Always look forward to that.

1:26.5

Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. You're going to haul over. You know what? This year it has been a little different. You're right. Sometimes look forward to that. We're going to haul. I always look forward to getting a listener on air. And we're going to haul a listener into the mix later on this morning to make his or her predictions on this weekend's ball game. We call that routine the Purple Pickham

1:44.8

Challenge. Now, we've already given away a thousand bucks this year, have we not? We have. That's

1:48.7

awesome. That's really cool. I was cheering for that person to win the whole enchilada. It didn't happen,

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