("Best Of"): Chamber of Farts

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 10 November 2025

⏱️ 137 minutes

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Originally Aired November 10, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.

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0:00.0	All right, all you procrastinators, enough is enough. It's November and the you know what is about to hit the fan.
0:06.6	Time to hit up my friends at standard heating and air conditioning and get that furnace cranked on and get it winter ready.
0:12.4	Dana here. November's also the final tune up deal of the year at standard. You can get 20 bucks off your furnace fix when you make an appointment and mention 93x. Yeah, I know,
0:22.0	we're all hearty Minnesones around here and you're probably saving up to buy me a sweet, sweet
0:26.3	Christmas gift, but don't roll the dice on your furnace. Time to prep and protect. Book that tune up
0:31.4	today at standardheating.com. That's standard heating.com.
0:35.6	It's a 93x half-assed morning show.
0:38.7	Backtracks edition.
0:40.0	We get the jaw jack with a hell of a nice guy joining us at this time.
0:44.4	A lieutenant from the Minnesota State Patrol.
0:46.8	And if icy hot, the topical pain reliever, if icy hot was a town, he would be the mayor. Yeah, you would. And I hope that happens someday. Welcome to the show, Lieutenant Mike Lee. Thanks for having me, and I hope that happens too. That would be incredible. You know how sometimes they'll have, like, like locally, maybe we'd have a Target day. We're a city's named Target. you know, it's a local company. Maybe there
1:11.2	be an icy hot day and you could be the mayor of that thing. Imagine the possibility.
1:16.1	You're doing some sort of press conference from a hot tub filled with nothing but icy hot.
1:22.0	This was some information that was passed on here live on the radio months ago.
1:32.2	Mike was on air with Gordon Shank, also of the Minnesota State Patrol,
1:33.9	and Gordon kind of sold you out.
1:36.2	Well, we actually got a text from one of his partners.
1:39.3	And I thought maybe, you know, you never know, right, if somebody's messing with us.
1:40.7	And the look on your face changed.
1:42.9	There was more of a pep in your step. One of your
1:45.4	partner said, hey, ask him about his icy hot obsession. And it turns out he wasn't wrong,
1:51.3	or he or she, I guess I'm not sure. Wasn't wrong about that. So when was the last time you covered
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