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Oh, it's going to be a great day.

It's going to be just, I'm off to a bad start, personally speaking.

I'm starving to death over here. I could help you out. I'm off to a bad start, personally speaking. I'm starving to death over here. I could help you out. I bring a snack or two. Ashley's always got basically a lunchbox with her of some sort. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I see some kind of a food item right there, but I can't make it out. Yeah, I had a Nature Valley peanut butter granola bar. I'll pass on that. Very, very good. You're not really bringing in toast and all kinds of stuff like you used to. I did have toast the last two days, actually, because I thought I was out of granola bars, but I found one in my backpack, so it's a good day. Folks think we don't make any money around here, but we're just, we're buried in toast and granola bars. I didn't even know we had a toaster until you started bringing toast in here. Yeah, we got a toaster, a little, what is it, like one of those little ovens that also toast, a toaster oven. Get out of town. Actually, I assumed you have brought a toaster from home when I saw you walking around the toast. Honestly, I probably would have if we didn't have a toaster.

Normally, I never have any hunger issues at this time of day, but suddenly I'm hungry. Josh, is there anything good in the refrigerator down the hall? Anything in there? I haven't checked that forever. God, dang. Oh, they're actually where the toaster is. Any leftovers in there? There's a bunch of stuff there that they leave out for people to, whatever, if you're hungry. There's like little, what are the, like little tiny chocolate muffins in there? In the refrigerator? It's in like the promotions area. How long have they been there, though? Well, the promotions area, we've got a whole new staff and they're pretty snack filled. Yeah, those are new. It's just been so long since I

cracked open the refrigerator in this building. This is funny. Social Anxiety Jesus sent in a picture

of the granola bar you were talking about, Ashley. And it's, instead of the normal rapper,

it looks just like it, but it says

effing crumbs everywhere. Yeah, yeah. I, I have a system down now where the crumbs don't get

everywhere. I wonder if maybe there's just a family of raccoons living in our break room

refrigerator at this point. Anyway, you don't need to hear my problems, but it's just kind of weird. Normally, I never have any hunger issues at this time of day, but I walked in

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