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Monday Morning Podcast

The Hockey Show, Playoffs, Charities | Monday Morning Podcast 1-12-26

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2026

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about writing the hockey show, playoffs, and charities.


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0:00.0

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0:41.3

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0:47.1

Monday, January 12th, 2006. What's going on? How are you? How's it going? going oh jesus i am on pins and motherfucking needles

0:58.9

pins and needles i am waiting for this patriot's game to start now here's the thing i'm going to do

1:05.4

like 45 minutes of this podcast 50 minutes of this podcast i'm going to do most of the podcast is what

1:10.8

i'm trying to say but i the podcast is what I'm trying

1:11.1

to say, but I'm saving the last 10 till after the Pat's game, you know, because there's not

1:16.5

enough people out there given, you know, their take on a playoff game after it happens. I don't

1:23.4

think there's enough. I need at least seven men and two women in suits and blouses

1:30.6

in some sort of winter wear sitting in on the sidelines, letting me know what they think the

1:36.9

keys to the game are. What are the keys of the game? Well, I've got to tell you, you know,

1:41.1

the trenches. You know, whoever wins that battle. I mean, you know, I've said it before. I'll say it again. If a quarterback doesn't have time to throw the ball, then what are we passing for? And if we're not passing, they know we're running. They're just going to stack the line. Why wouldn't they? They're winning in the trenches. Then they go to the next person.

2:01.3

You know, I just think, you know, they're secondary, you know, with the cover two, the cover

2:07.0

zero, they cover me.

2:09.7

You know, they just, they do it better than anybody else in the league.

2:15.7

Here's a stat that you're never going to

2:17.6

fucking ever see again.

2:20.6

Did you guys see this thing?

2:21.9

The fucking New York Jets.

2:23.8

You put some respect on their name.

2:25.5

The goddamn motherfucking New York Jets

2:27.5

had zero interceptions this year.

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