Seattle, Ear Pods, Drugs | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-9-26
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 32.8K Ratings
🗓️ 9 January 2026
⏱️ 148 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about Seattle, ear pods, and drugs.
(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast
(32:26) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-8-18 - Bill rambles about Zombies, Playoffs, and The Golden Globes.
(01:38:21) - Anything Better Podcast with Bill Burr & Paul Virzi - Wildcard weekend is here! Bill couldn't break .500 for the regular season, but the best weekend of football is here.
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| 0:45.2 | Hey, what's going on? |
| 0:49.7 | It's Bill Byr, and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcast, and I'm just checking in on you. |
| 0:58.0 | What's up, everybody? I am sitting in my car. |
| 1:02.0 | I got a fucking meeting here in about 17 minutes. |
| 1:06.0 | And I was traveling yesterday, so I apologize. |
| 1:09.0 | From the bottom of my freckled hat, |
| 1:12.4 | that this podcast was a little late, dude. |
| 1:15.6 | I was up in Seattle. |
| 1:18.1 | I'll give you my surroundings right now. |
| 1:21.1 | I'm just looking at my window. |
| 1:22.4 | I see a Pete's coffee, a city bank, a Chipotle, a CVS. |
| 1:28.8 | They're closing those pharmacies, fucking right and left. |
| 1:33.1 | All the Dwayne Reeds are gone. |
| 1:36.7 | You know, it's really fucking amazing to me that like, |
| 1:40.9 | we've gotten to a point where you walk into a drugstore and body wash and all of the |
| 1:46.0 | shit it's locked up like like their gold bars people can't even for ford fucking toiletries |
| 1:51.6 | you know and now what are we doing now what are we doing now we're down in venezuela oh |
| 1:57.2 | thank god they finally took care of Venezuela, huh? |
| 2:06.9 | You know what I mean? |
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