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🗓️ 3 November 2025
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, weirdos, I'm Ash, and I'm Elena, and this is morbid. |
| 0:05.4 | This is morbid. |
| 0:27.9 | It's a very far, too. It's a very fall gloomy day and I love it. Oh yeah, it's gloomilicious. |
| 1:11.0 | Yesterday was even more fall. Yeah, yesterday it was like super duper peak fall. And then the day before that, I was driving around at night and I was like, oh, this, it looked like the 90s outside. It looks like 90s fall to me. I love when it looks like the 90s. Yesterday to me looked like the 90s. Yeah, I agree. And you know what? Even today looks a little bit like the 90s. It does look a little like the 90s. I just long for a simpler time. Yeah, I have that word that we looked up like probably a couple days ago that I don't remember, but I have it. We do. We have that. We have the nostalgia. Yeah, you have just regular nostalgia. I just have sadness for the time that I can't have back. I started with an A. You're probably yelling it at me. Yeah. I don't feel like looking it up right now. We're tired. Yeah. It's been a tiring week. Yeah. We always have, you know, something going on. |
| 1:16.2 | There's always somebody in the hospital. There's always somebody in the hospital. Everything's fine. |
| 1:20.5 | It's always my mom. Period. She's fine. She's okay. She had the Ponomy. |
| 1:27.1 | Yeah, she had pneumonia, which is not great to get when you're like almost 80. |
| 1:31.0 | No, it was freaking me out because Ma is Diane. Diane Keaton and Ma are the same person, I think. They are. They look so much alike. of each other a lot. So when Ma got diagnosed with pneumonia, I was like really beside myself |
| 1:42.8 | for a minute there. Yeah, she was in the hospital for over a week. So it's been, it's been a lot, |
| 1:47.4 | but things are good now. She's doing better. She's home. She's trying to get her on the, on the road to recovery. On the up and up. But I'm going to make her some pastina. You know, yeah, it didn't, let me tell you. I don't know if we've mentioned this. I'm sure we have. People want my recipe. Okay. I'm going to say it again for the, |
| 2:04.7 | for the, for every time. You know, yeah, let me tell you. I don't know if we've mentioned this. I'm sure we have. |
| 2:01.6 | People want my recipe. Okay. I'm going to say it again for the, for everybody in the back. |
| 2:05.7 | Tell them. I fully believe that Ash has magical pastina that can cure what ails you. |
| 2:13.4 | I do. Thank you. I have this bitch make me this pastina. I don't even have her do it. She just says, |
| 2:20.2 | you want my pastina? I know when somebody requires. I said it to one of your kids today in her eyes. She's like, she isn't feeling well. Her eyes lit up and she was like, she nodded emphatically. Yeah, like one of my kids has like just one of those small little like, you know, |
| 2:51.9 | cold and flusies and viruses. Like she's completely fine. I think it was just like dry. Yeah, literally. It's probably allergies, to be honest. But, you know, everybody needs a little health day. Yeah. So she was home and Ash told her she would make the pastina and she was like, yes. Like, hell yeah. And then you go to Mars. |
| 2:53.2 | It cured my COVID. |
| 2:50.8 | It was the only thing I would eat after neurovirus. Yeah. Like, it's a, it's a delicacy. Thank you. It's a delicacy. His eye, Stregonona. It's true. I love that pastina. I'm just like a, I posted it the other day. I don't know if you saw it. I think I'm a kitchen witch. I think you are. You know how everybody's like a certain kind of witch? Yeah. I'm a kitchen witch. I think you are. I like to do that pastaina alone. Thank you. Well, and I like to do like simmer pots and like that kind of thing, you know. I think you are. Thanks. I'm going to make an apple crisp today too. Oh, hell. I got to, let's record this because I got to get baking. |
| 3:25.1 | I know. I want to get bacon too because I got to make, I haven't made my pumpkin loaf |
| 3:28.6 | in here yet. |
| 3:29.5 | Can you? |
| 3:30.8 | Please make that today. |
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