Welcome, foolish mortals.

Hey, weirdos. I'm Ash.

I'm Elena and also Pennywise's sidepiece.

Yeah. And this is morbid.

Yeah. Happy Halloween, y'all.

Hey, welcome back to listener tales.

We got, we got Penny Wise's sidepiece and me, Madame Leota.

I mean, a moment.

A moment for me, the table. A moment for this. Shout out to my husband for making this for me mostly. Shout out to Drew. He made like the head thing and the table and then I decorated it. It's iconic. I burned the shit out of my fingers on some hot glue. Oh, I never, I love that you have to do this to look at me. Because you look like, you're like, hmm, yeah.

I can see all too child.

I always burn the shit out of myself when I use hot glue. I cannot not burn the shit out of myself. It's hard. Welcome to the club. It's a hard knock life. It is a hard knock life. We're trying something new today. It was absolutely impossible for me to use my laptop in my current state.

Yeah, in the current state.

So the TV is behind one of the cameras. And we're going to read off of that. And if it works out, I think it could be better for filming. Yeah, because we'll have our hands more and we'll be able to use more props and shit. Well, some of us don't have hands, but...

I mean, some of us don't.

Maybe later you'll get some.

But maybe in the future, they'll grow back.

Yeah, you can see the future, so tell us.

I feel like hands.

I feel like hands.

I feel like hands.

You heard it here first.

Madam Ray Leota said that we... I should have done some kind of crazy spin on this. Like, Nick, missed opportunity. Hey, I have the table and I'm trying to use it much, much more in the future because this is too good to not use all the time. We're going to use it again. Imagine I'm Madame Ray Leota.

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