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🗓️ 6 November 2025
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, weirdos, I'm Ash. |
| 0:01.9 | And I'm Elena. |
| 0:02.8 | And this is morbid. |
| 0:16.8 | This is morbid. |
| 1:15.3 | It's morbid. It's our show the bid. It's more of the bid. Absolutely. It's our show. Yeah. What's up? We went to yoga this morning. We yogaed so hard. Actually, we did. Let me just say for a second. We yogaed with the best of them this morning. That was a hard class. A difficult flow. I was not quite flowing, but. But, you know, but I moved. We got through it. What was it? Half moon reverse and moon left and moon right. There was lots of moons happening. There was a lot of mooning. Not that kind of mooning. We were not showing our asses. But I was showing my lack of skill. Showing my ass with showing how I don't know how to do all yoga poses. Yeah. For sure. But yeah, it felt I, we're trying to like move, you know. We tried a Pilates class yesterday. Yeah, I'm just trying to like. And then we signed up for a lot of Pilates classes. Yeah. And I feel, you know what it is? It's like ever since, like, the kids are getting, like, older and I'm sitting there being like, I need to be, like, around and healthy. |
| 1:20.8 | Yeah. |
| 1:21.3 | For the rest of your days. |
| 1:22.9 | Yeah. |
| 1:23.1 | I need to be 150 years old. |
| 1:26.2 | Still kicking it with you and my great great grandchildren. |
| 1:29.7 | Right. |
| 1:30.0 | Man, awesome. |
| 1:31.0 | So I'm looking to do that. |
| 1:34.9 | So I think 150 is quite a lofty goal. |
| 1:39.0 | You know what? |
| 1:40.1 | I'm a Capricorn. |
| 1:42.5 | I mean, I make big goals. |
| 1:44.8 | You know what? |
| 2:19.6 | Actually, I've been shouting out my nail guy so much and I got my nails done the other day and he was like, thank you so much for shouting me out. Here I go again, Heli. I went to the nail salon last week and he had on Black Mirror, which I've never seen before. It's like obviously like very like sci-fi futuristic. you know, maybe you will live until 150 because they might upload you to the cloud and you could just continue living on. That'd be pretty sick. Yeah. Let's go. I don't know if I would want to live on the cloud. Do you think you would? I mean, if my kids are still around, I would like to still be around. That's beautiful. That's how I feel. That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. If they're still kicking it, throw me on the cloud. |
| 2:20.0 | Okay. |
| 2:21.2 | I'll write that down. |
| 2:19.6 | So that I've ever heard. If they're still kicking it, throw me on the cloud. |
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