The Great Angel Sex Cover-Up With Yaki Margulies

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 30 August 2019

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

If the title didn't get you excited, honey, what will? Comedian and semi-professional bar mitzvah tutor Yaki Margulies is here to present a wholly original, you heard it here first type of theory about the Bible. Namely, that all those gorgeous angels telling people they're pregnant or that they get a new name are actually just sexy, sexy, homeless strangers. Please don't tell the parents of his bar mitzvah kids.

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0:00.0	The How did you start being a apartment to a tutor?
0:20.0	I, um, when I was, so I had my rights with 13 at my synagogue in Seattle, and then they had a sort of cool
0:27.2	program where they invited some of us to be the tutors for the next generation of students and so they train me for like a year after my
0:37.0	bermitzvah and then I immediately started at like 14 or 15 tutoring kids for their bar mitz in Seattle.
0:43.7	And now you make money?
0:45.3	Yeah.
0:46.1	Big money.
0:47.9	Huge money.
0:49.1	I am a rich person.
0:51.0	Yeah, and then I moved to LA
0:52.2	and started working through a private company that kind of works with lots of synagogues and stuff and non-affiliated families.
1:00.0	And now, now here we are.
1:03.0	Now you're getting at spray painted girly boy.
1:06.0	I've heard it.
1:08.0	Oh, man, what a treat.
1:11.0	All right. We've googled enough cats.
1:15.0	We've talked enough about L.A.
1:18.0	Bull shit trends.
1:19.0	I think it's time to get down to business.
1:20.0	What do you think?
1:21.0	Sure, let's do it.
1:22.0	Let's party. Oh party oh well our guests today
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