Alex Jones is Bill Hicks with Kai Choyce

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 September 2019

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Alex Jones is a conservative commentator with a scary red face and a chaotic evil energy. Bill Hicks was a stand-up comic in the 90's beloved for his take-no-prisoners attitude and collection of leather jackets. But could they be... the same person??! Kai Choyce thinks so, and they ought to know. The stand-up comic joins us this week to discuss the possibility that the Powers That Be recruited Bill to become Alex in order to destabilize the conservative agenda. And honestly? Maybe!

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0:00.0	The She's 8 pounds, by the way, 13 years old.
0:18.0	Pepper is 10 pounds and is now one year old so she's going to be a tiger.
0:27.6	Does she just brutalize Ninja? Does she just push her around? She does she bullies. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You got to. It's kind of sad. When you're bigger? You got very weight. Then I have a terrier. Oh wow. I have a little Westy Jack Russell mix. And she's cute as as fuck but also an asshole.
0:45.0	So you just have like some real jackass for me.
0:49.0	So there's like a little nice little system of checks and balances.
0:53.0	Good, pecking order.
0:54.0	Yeah.
0:55.0	Oh.
0:57.0	That sounds exhausting.
0:58.0	That's my animals.
0:59.0	It is.
1:00.0	It's nice to be out.
1:02.8	Yeah.
1:03.8	Hey, yeah, it's when you're a parent.
1:06.8	It's hard to get out of the house.
1:08.5	Who's watching them tonight?
1:10.0	Uh, they're watching themselves.
1:11.3	Okay.
1:11.9	I can see if you have a 13 year olds.
1:13.6	Uh-huh. They're ready to sit for the others.
1:16.5	Is this one eating a cable? What's happening? Oh, okay.
1:19.2	Do you know why they call it that?
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