The Hi, welcome to Lizard People. This is a show where we talk all about conspiracy theories,

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I'm your host Caitlin Hampstead.

Let's get to the show. I was always a lost little boy as far as identity like Like I was a big nerd, right?

I played my brother taught me how to play magic cards

and then I played like a Star Wars game and they would always like,

we'd always do little funny film skits but then I was like

captain of the baseball team and a super jockey dude and And then I liked learn I liked knowledge and school and stuff but then

like social stuff pulled me out of that so like I stopped like studying and doing homework but I would get like

A's on all the tests because you were like just smart enough well and I was like I was a

class clown in class but all my jokes were related to the material the teacher was saying.

So they would like allow it, right? I wouldn't be like, you're a dildo, right? I would like make a joke about what they were talking about so I was engaged so they would let me be a class clown without getting me in trouble ever and I got to make people laugh so I I was like I've always had a weird identity

oh not anymore I had an identity issue growing up where I was like am I a jock am I

cool yeah and my ladies man? Am I awkward?

Yeah, like I didn't know.

Yeah, school doesn't give you room to have like competing identities.

No, you're just, you're just, you're gonna pick your lane.

Yeah?

So I had like all these separate groups that I like

Flowly flowed through so yeah that's it

Now look at you playing basketball with your heroes.

And now I'm weirdly mixing groups.

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