Darth Jar Jar with Andy Kneis

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 29 September 2017

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

A ghost haunts the Star Wars universe. A poltergeist, whose idiot gibbering has tormented fans of the series for decades. His name… is Jar Jar Binks. Pretty much everyone hates the hapless Gungan, and he’s been written off as a failed attempt at comic relief from the wacky brain of George Lucas. But what if Jar Jar is more than that? What if he’s the dark force behind all the suffering and death of the prequels. What if Jar Jar himself is the Phantom Menace? Our guest this week is the podcaster and musician and extremely talented writer Andy Kneis, and Andy thinks that Jar Jar just might be evil. Nevermind that George Lucas has never planned more than half a movie ahead in any of his scripts ever. He was for sure setting Jar Jar up to be the galaxy’s greatest villain of all time. FOR SURE. If you love hearing comedians roast child actors, you’ll like this one. Listen up, nerds!

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0:00.0	The Hi, welcome to Lizard People. This is a show where we talk all about conspiracy theories,
0:22.2	crazy people, and kooky ideas. all about what's going on behind the scenes.
0:25.0	I'm your host Caitlin Hampstead.
0:29.7	Let's get to the show. Oh yeah baby bony bony bicky
0:47.3	oh yeah baby bony bicky
0:50.4	bell button bo kiki I've never seen Bell Button Bo Kiki.
0:54.0	I've never heard about Bell or Button.
0:56.9	Were they just forgettable?
0:58.8	Bell was odd in that she was like the runt of the litter and so she spent like too many days still like
1:06.3	in her mom's womb before she was birthed. Wait I don't understand. What?
1:11.8	I got maybe that's a thing maybe that's a unique to our sweet bell.
1:15.0	But she just was like in really odd cat like she kind of never really like like to
1:21.0	she's just hid behind like curtains all day every day and she only lived to be like maybe 10 or 11 like she didn't have it very long.
1:29.0	Yeah, she was but we loved her she was a nice. In my mind, she's like the like weird spinster in a Victorian novel.
1:37.0	Yeah, yeah, she was like that. She was like the...
1:39.0	Yeah, she was the daughter that like they sent to get like electroshock therapy.
1:43.6	Yeah like partially lobotomized. Yeah. Yeah.
1:46.8	Didn't that happen to one of the like Rockefeller?
1:49.3	They're one of the Kennedy's.
1:50.3	The Kennedy daughter they yeah, yeah, she like,
1:53.0	and it was only because she was like rebellious.
1:55.4	Like I don't think she actually had any like legitimate mental problems.
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