Rod Stewart’s Stomach Pump with Julie Brister

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 September 2017

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Prepare your ears and gird your loins for possibly the filthiest episode of Lizard People ever. Our guest this week is Julie Brister, a bonafide comedy star with a list of tv credits a mile long and a passion for teaching and directing. But really our guest is 13-year-old Julie, who heard a rumor involving Rod Stewart, an onstage collapse, and eight pounds of human semen. Yeah.

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0:00.0	The Hi, welcome to Lizard People. This is a show where we talk all about conspiracy theories,
0:22.2	crazy people, and kooky ideas. all about what's going on behind the scenes.
0:25.0	I'm your host Caitlin Hampstead.
0:29.7	Let's get to the show. Have you considered making an Instagram for your dog?
0:47.0	Well, he's on my Instagram all the time.
0:52.7	Okay.
0:53.7	No, like his own, I have friends that do that and fine, but no, I'm not a, I'm not there.
1:02.4	Yeah, you're not at the level of dog.
1:05.0	I'm making an Instagram for my dog.
1:08.7	I ask because, you know, Alexis's cat has an Instagram.
1:11.8	Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. I'm sorry. Alexis's
1:20.0	cat runs his own Instagram. That's impressive. No, he's a smart cat. The cathens aren't
1:26.1	great, but you know. What kind of dog is wolfgangs? He's a chihuahua. Oh a chihuahua. Okay.
1:33.0	Very cute.
1:34.0	14, 13, 14, is.
1:36.0	God.
1:37.0	Yeah.
1:38.0	Straight up purebred.
1:39.0	Uh, maybe.
1:40.0	I don't know.
1:41.0	He might have a little something in him like something else but he's
1:43.7	very very tiny short-legged definite chihuahua little dog love a tiny dog yeah
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