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Larry Miller Show

The Good, The Bad & The Larry

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Larry, Booze, Home, Comedy, Prarie, Jean, Garrison, Keillor, Shepherd, Improv, Drunk, Miller, Companion, Hangovers, Guffman

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 July 2016

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Larry tells about Abraham Lincoln distracting a wino in New York City. Then Larry searches for the planet where all the drinks are free and all the women look like Julie Newmar! Hear about the political conventions on Milleronia (or lack thereof), The Good, The Bad and The Ugly and the poem "Summer" by Alexander Pope, not to be confused with Pope Alexander. http://LarryMillerShow.com

Quote of the week: "I know dat guy."

Producer Colonel Jeff Fox

Transcript

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0:00.0

And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Miloronia, it's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who really wants to impersonate an American Celebrity. Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller show.

0:39.0

I'm Larry Miller, but in a way aren't we all?

0:42.0

And you know something something it's another fabulous day on

0:46.0

milleronia it's good to be back on milleronia in fact it's great to be back on milleronia

0:51.8

but first wow that music made me feel great today.

0:56.2

It always makes me feel great, but, phew.

0:58.9

Both in the testing, the sound test, and then the start of the show makes me feel wonderful and of course that's

1:05.4

the Bruise by Don Orchestra and the Samantha Brooklyn Dancers featuring

1:12.4

Boitener Mike Lucking asking the musical question

1:16.7

if the universe is infinite as we think it is

1:21.2

Does that mean there has to be a planet where drinks are free and all the women look

1:26.8

like Julie Noumar? Yes. That's a great question, Mike, but an easy answer. Yes, yes, it just has to mean that.

1:37.0

It absolutely has to mean that. I mean, well, let me put it this way.

1:40.0

It's such a wonderful idea.

1:43.1

Yes, I mean good lord folks.

1:45.8

All the drinks are free and all the women look like Julie Newmark?

1:49.2

Yes, just yes.

1:51.3

I don't even believe other planets have life, but free drinks and Julie

1:55.8

Newmar. They have life now. Yes, just yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

2:01.1

And phew. It could be it, by the way,

2:04.7

there's no better choices than free drinks

2:07.2

and Julie Newmar.

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