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Larry Miller Show

Daniel Boone Sat Here

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Larry, Booze, Home, Comedy, Prarie, Jean, Garrison, Keillor, Shepherd, Improv, Drunk, Miller, Companion, Hangovers, Guffman

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 13 July 2016

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Larry returns from a road trip to NYC and Kentucky, one of which was Daniel Boone country. Tune in to find out which! And hear the tale of Colonel Jeff's long, long, long day, which included breaking into a guest's car after recording with Alison Rosen and a Peter Gunn marathon. Larry talks about the movie "Big Jake" and recites the moving poem, "A City's Death." http://LarryMillerShow.com

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0:00.0

And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Miloronia, it's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who's always wanted to go to the Boone Tavern. but in a way aren't we all and you know what it's a gorgeous day today we're on the mainland again

0:47.2

Ozzy the beloved doggy of our family one of them is who's on the floor next to me right now in the studio and

0:57.8

he had another dentist's appointment with the vet and the vet is the dentist but he's a God bless him he's just fine I don't know about the vet but Ozzy is just fine. And he had, by the way, last week, the vet took out four teeth.

1:20.2

So he needed to have four teeth taken out and Ozzy's not a big dog.

1:25.0

So but God bless him he's just he's tough as nails and just

1:35.0

went to the the restroom and as he walked past

1:42.6

Ozzy flipped his tail and wagged it,

1:46.1

bump, bump, bump on, the floor didn't move another part of his body.

1:49.8

And then Colonel Jeff went in to pee.

1:54.3

And when he came back out, there goes Ozzy with that tail again.

1:58.0

And it's very sweet.

1:59.2

It's very touching.

2:00.6

If you know dogs and you love dogs, you know,

2:02.4

as the Colonel just said,

2:04.0

well, I guess he's not moving anything else, but he wants to let me know he's with me.

2:09.0

And I said that's exactly right.

2:11.0

He loves his Uncle Jeff. In any case, we're on the mainland here on Ozzy's fine.

2:17.0

But we're on the mainland and that music always gives me such pleasure and brings me up. And the Colonel too, and of course that's the

2:26.2

Mike Murphy Orchestra and the Patricia Blair Dancers featuring Boy tenor Richard Marondo asking the musical question

2:36.4

if necessity is the mother of invention who is the father? Well I I'll tell you what, Richard, I think that's a pretty good question.

2:46.0

I never dawned on me.

2:48.0

And I always thought, well, whenever I thought of that,

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