And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Mileronia, it's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who loves a man in a uniform. Miller, but in a way aren't we all? And boy, oh boy, is it ever beautiful here? And it's on the

mainland. And I'll tell you why I'm on the mainland again. And I think it's a good story too, but it's just gorgeous. You know what? It's been very hot here in Southern California, very, well, not just very hot, crazy hot, like not okay hot. Like even people on

Mercury would say it's too hot here. And but I feel wonderful and so does Colonel Jeff and so do our little dogs who are here in the studio with us today here.

And as always, I mean the music makes me feel so good that's of course the Gary

Marshall Orchestra and the Beth Ann Laman dancers featuring boy tenor Mike Lucking asking the musical question,

Does Miloronia have a dress code for its Walmarts?

Yes, we do, Mike. Yes, we do, Mike. Yes we do we have and we have, by the way, we have a great Walmart, and yes we do have a dress code for it, and we have a dress code for everything, though. We do not take bad dressing lightly on Meleronia. Now you've all

seen this, we all have, you've all seen young teens and adults to their parents and far too over-casualized in the way they dress in church and

temple and funerals.

Why do we do this?

There's got to be a middle ground, you know, between suburban mothers wearing white gloves

to go shopping and flip-flops in the White House to meet the President.

I always want to say to them, and I'll bet you do too.

Hey, was the President wearing flip-flops too?

No, he wasn't. Was he wearing a sharp business suit and nicely shined shoes?

Then why don't you dress like that in the Oval Office when you're coming there to accept

an award for your 12-year-old.

Have we all lost our minds?

You already know the answer to that?

Yes, we have.

But here on Miloronia, our parents teach their children

to dress with respect.

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