The End Is Here w/ Ari Shaffir | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
2 Bears 1 Cave
4.7 • 23.6K Ratings
🗓️ 20 April 2026
⏱️ 72 minutes
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| 0:21.9 | This is the best vodka in the world. You're talking to a man has put 10,000 hours into a couple things, eating pussy and drinking vodka. I'll bring my wife in if you want. I'm pretty good at the first one too. But this is better than pussy. This is the best vodka you're ever going to have. It's clean. I sleep court. My sleep scores through the roof because of it. It tastes clean. Everyone I've given it to loves this vodka. Tom, tell them. It's absolutely fantastic. We have a proprietary distillation process. And listen, we are winning competitions. We have gold medals in various |
| 0:27.6 | competitions. And honestly, you, the people, are the ones telling us how great it is, too. This is not |
| 0:33.6 | just smoke that we're blowing here. We're telling you because you're telling us, |
| 0:37.9 | this is now your favorite vodka. So thank you. And if you haven't tried porosos, get out to the store. If they don't carry it, tell them you want them to carry it. Tell them, request it. When you go to the bar, you say, hey, do you carry porosos? And if they say no, you go, you should. It's pretty freaking awesome. then walk out. |
| 0:54.3 | You know what I do? |
| 0:55.3 | I go, do you carry porosos? |
| 0:56.4 | And they say, no, I bring out a bottle, and give it to him. go you should it's pretty freaking awesome and then walk out you know what I do I go do |
| 0:55.5 | do you carry porosos and they say no I bring out a bottle and give it to him I go now you do |
| 0:58.7 | can I get a bottle of glass of porosos that's awesome that's awesome 100% cheers welcome to |
| 1:07.4 | another episode of two bears one cave we're here in Austin, Texas, and joining us as |
| 1:11.8 | somebody who wants to erase the people of Palestine. Give it up for Ari Shafir, everybody. |
| 1:18.2 | Thank you. It's not, please, I think it's already accomplished. Let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, Stephen King wants to write a book. Let's, uh, let's, let's, |
| 1:27.7 | let's, |
| 1:27.8 | let's, |
| 1:27.9 | let's say this |
| 1:31.8 | real quick, |
| 1:32.2 | because we, |
| 1:32.7 | we, |
| 1:32.8 | we, there's a lot |
| 1:33.9 | to cover today, |
| 1:34.6 | but, |
| 1:35.9 | um, |
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