The Emancipation of Royal Hegyes

Good Children

Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella

Comedy

5 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 24 January 2024

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Bonus episodes every Friday on Patreon! MYSTERIES! SECRETS! PHOTOSHOP! Sit down with Royal Hegyes for his first on-camera interview in ten years as the boys unpack what it means to truly reinvent themselves. Plus: return to Joe's 17th birthday party and hear directly from party guests as they give alibis and throw blame over who tossed several beer cans over the fence that host August night. ALSO: get answers on who rang our doorbell last Christmas.

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0:00.0	I just want to say thank you so much for showing up today Royal. It's a pleasure to have you on.
0:16.6	It's a pleasure to have you on.
0:18.2	Thank you for having me.
0:19.5	Of course.
0:20.8	Before we get started with any interview today I do want to
0:26.3	Dive a little bit deeper into the stylistic choices that you chose
0:34.0	Their choices that I chose. They're choices that I chose. Yes, absolutely.
0:35.0	That sums it up pretty well.
0:37.0	I, today I am wearing my NASCAR bomber jacket
0:42.0	that my boyfriend in 2020 told me looked dated, which it is because it was made in the 80s.
0:50.0	Which he just meant vintage.
0:52.0	Which in a way it could be vintage.
0:55.0	I'm wearing a sheer striped black top that I've been beating the hell out of for the past couple of weeks.
1:01.0	And my hair has grown and we could just leave it there.
1:10.3	See you're such a shady fucking bitch. I'm kidding. Okay I do think that your
1:16.1	hair honestly looks very very. I can't I feel I feel horrible. No do not feel horrible
1:20.7	Joe because the thing is it a royal because it like is giving it's like
1:25.2	shag mullet that's the vibe yeah absolutely and it's going well with your dated
1:30.0	jacket and then my at your beat eyes my 90s grunge eyeliner is what I'm considering it yeah
1:37.6	you did say look like I'm dead well I meant that is in a joking tone but was it a joke? Well I did also want like are you are you indulging in in
1:49.8	No, I'm not and I've actually never been more sober in my entire life.
1:55.0	Vitamin's.
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