Mom, if you're listening, don't listen to this episode, please, please for my own personal safety and comfort.

It's just something that needs to be discussed and I think that for the gay community, if I had this when I was in high school or college I would be very appreciative so

Please stop now

And if you don't stop we're not having a conversation about it.

You brought me to the highest mountain.

You kind of shocked me.

I thought you were to come in like as as that deep voiced man that you are.

What are you like like this?

This is like my daddy.

My already fact voice actually is kind of how I want to talk all the time.

And I it's weird because when you already fact, like you, like you kind of like already, I'm like clapping.

Are you fucked?

Yeah, I'm like already clapping.

Ew. I'm sorry, like it's just the truth. You're already clapping? Yeah.

It's kind of crazy looking at me and be like he looks he's a twink.

Who looked and said? I think it's a mindset thing.

Being a twink is a mindset.

I think it is because it's like if I'm in the mindset that like I look at myself in the mirror and I'm like whoa that's a daddy I'm a daddy

but if I look at my own your twink I'm a twink and like there's not every day I want to be one but there are like some days like today like when I put this on I was like in your

head what do you look like right now I kind of look like I just got off the school bus.

I'm in fifth grade and I am not looking good.

I'm looking two sheets to the wind.

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