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Good Children

I Watched A Snake Eat A Cow

Good Children

Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella

Comedy

52.1K Ratings

🗓️ 31 January 2024

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR A BONUS EPISODE EVERY FRIDAY! Break out your burn books because this week the boys are taking you to Northshore High for a look back on all things Mean Girls (gender neutral). From the classic film that shaped American history to the movie musical that's shaping TikTok discourse to the random kids in high school that permanently shaped how we see ourselves, this episode runs the mean girl gamut.

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0:00.0

I have a lot of shit to say actually.

0:02.5

Oh, he's coming out strong.

0:04.5

I have a lot of shit to say. And I have been, I think I've been good.

0:06.5

I think I've been being good.

0:08.0

You've been really great is the word for it.

0:10.5

I think that a lot of, where, I hate to say it. I hate to say it. I think that a lot of where I hate to say it. I hate to say it looking like this.

0:15.6

We're a lot of you bitches blueprints and that's fine that's fine like you want to put us on your

0:20.7

mood board go ahead speak up tell the truth be honest I'm sick at this

0:25.0

shit if one more gay if one more podcast has another shockingly coincidental

0:32.2

similarity to good children I'm going to start

0:34.2

swinging on site I see these images in real life I see these pictures in real life that's

0:39.9

the craziest part you're seeing these losers in real life? Yeah, sometimes. No, if you

0:46.7

started, I actually would love, no I actually wouldn't love to see you swing. I would love

0:52.0

to swing. I would never swing. You would

0:54.8

never swing. The thing is it's like you would still see these people in my life and be like, hey!

0:59.1

And maybe, maybe this is a good sign for you to no longer say hey. Maybe you start the real house

1:06.0

wives drama that you want. Well, maybe I will because I'm actually getting kind of sick of it.

1:09.5

I just think that, you know what? There has been a few girls out there who have come to us and said, you know, like we met with a production company and they actually like their entire deck was all you. It was how you do socials, how you shoot your podcast, how you do everything. And like the girls who said that weren't

1:24.7

insignificant people in the culture and the industry so it's just like if you're

1:29.7

gonna put us on your damn mood board pay the fuck up I'm sick of it it is a little bit of like

1:35.4

where where's we need the credit we need at this point we need the cash and the

1:40.4

credit I need well I need to pay off I need credit yeah I

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