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Good Children

The Early Days of Instagram

Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

52.1K Ratings

🗓️ 3 September 2025

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Groufits, BuzzFeed, Facetune, EDs... This week, we go back in time through our Instagram archives to get to the bottom of who we've been pretending to be all our lives.  Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes drop Thursdays at 8PM EST: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod HOSTS:Joe Hegyes & Andrew MuscarellaEDITOR:Kenzie EdmondsonLISTEN:https://linktr.ee/goodchildrenFOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM:instagram.com/goodchildrenpod  instagram.com/joehegyes  instagram.com/andrewmuscarella  FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK:tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod  tiktok.com/bequietjoe  tiktok.com/andrew_musky   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Push the boat out, Hund.

0:02.5

All the way out to Alaska.

0:05.1

Aldi's wild Alaskan sock-eye salmon steak

0:08.2

is Defo Boulder in color

0:10.4

and tot's richer in flavor.

0:13.8

This bougie beauty is a bit of me.

0:16.5

Go all fancy with Aldi specially selected.

0:20.0

Hey Anna, I've got a new secret weapon for print. Print? Vista print, right? That's not a secret. Print everything for your business with VistaPrint. Business cards, stickers, t-shirt, signage, even photo books from your last holiday. If you need it, we print it at vistoprint.co.com. Oh, my God. Oh, my God my God. A few updates. It's fucking cold in this basement right now. I feel like I need to be dressing for the winter when I'm in this room. That's why I put on a jacket because I was freezing. And I'm dressing for Skimp City. Like it's as hot as it as outside because it's disgusting. It's gross. It's humid. Not in here. You could hide a body.

0:59.6

You know? Who needs a fucking cooler when you can sit in this room? I mean, I guess we could just do this.

1:07.4

Then it gets too hot. Such a cute jacket on you

1:13.6

Thank you

1:14.2

You're welcome

1:15.2

How are you?

1:16.2

I'm doing well, I'm not gonna lie

1:18.0

I'm feeling positive

1:19.1

I'm feeling perky

1:20.4

And I'm feeling

1:21.5

I was gonna say the word potent

1:24.9

And the only reason I was gonna say that

1:27.0

It's because I don't have a Deodorant on currently. You have underwear on? Yep. That's crazy, because you checking, I saw your entire bulge. So had there not been underwear. Oh, you would have been seeing a whole show. I mean, nothing I haven't seen. You're right.

1:45.0

And sometimes it's just like, it's still there.

1:47.7

But just checking.

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