Truth, dare, spin, bottle, you know how to ball, I know Aristotle.

Today was a fairy tale, I wore a dress, you wore a dark grey t-shirt.

Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone, I'll be waiting, all this left to do is run.

You'll be the prince, and I'll be the princess. It's a love story. Baby, just say yes.

Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Because we were both young whenever saw you.

Hey, you guys.

This is an emergency episode of Good Children.

I thought I'd never see the day that we shot an episode so

promptly. And we almost missed it. We almost missed it. We're about to sit down to start recording and

we got a text. Taylor is engaged. And this episode was supposed to come out not tomorrow, not today.

Probably like a month and a half.

And yet we had to get this one done because this is a big deal for the culture.

Whether you are Swifty, whether you are truly even a Taylor hater, I'm sorry, the world spins on the axis of Taylor Swift somehow against all odds at all times.

And you know what?

Even for those Taylor haters out there, we're going to be talking about engagements in general.

So that's something that you're even interested in.

If you're not interested in even dating, maybe.

It's going to be tough.

But it's a little something for everybody.

A little something for everybody. A big something for the Swifties. In some way, she really is a feeder. And I'm certainly gaining. Swifties are gainers. Swifties are gainers. Gaining knowledge, gaining, gaining experiences. I think I've gained a lot of romantic experiences through Taylor Swift. I would say as well, I've learned a lot. I've learned

more than I could possibly ever count. Well, I mean, so if I was to sit down and listen to the

torture poets department from top to bottom, I would learn a lot. That's a whole class. I want you to

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