Hey, the Bird Show.

All right, so who's ready for a little dark side of school cafeterias?

Every industry has its deep dark secrets until Kristen shines a light on its dark side.

Welcome to my dark side. All right I'm going to go ahead and give the trigger warning out the gate.

So if you have a sensitive stomach, you've been warned.

Also, the animal was already dead,

so I'm not sure if this constitutes animal cruelty.

That's how we start.

That's how we're starting.

Mom, if you're listening, thank you for packing my lunch so that I can stomach this.

Okay so here's what we're going to kick it off with. Darkside of school cafeterias.

It was senior year of high school. A couple of guys in my grade at skip class and were out wandering around the school grounds when they found a dead squirrel.

One of the guys found a nearby empty pizza box and scooped the squirrel inside.

The bell rang for lunch, so you brought it in to the cafeteria.

I'll never know why why but the very next thing he did was toss

the dead squirrel into the microwave. Set it for five minutes and walk away.

No no no no, no.

Roughly five minutes later, an unassuming freshman girl went to open the microwave and

unleashed a wave of smell onto everyone in the cafeteria. It literally smelled like death

warmed over because that's exactly what it was. Kids were running out to

gagging from the stench. The microwave had to be thrown away the guy who did it was

suspended for a week oh my only a week oh week oh my god don't they say animal

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