Hey, the Bird Show.

Are these green flags green enough to turn their red flags?

A light shade of pink.

Is it green enough for the red to be a little bit more palatable for you. That is the question I am

presenting to you today. Gotcha. So I come on here all the time and I talk about how

bad the dating world is and while admittedly I am on the bench right now,

like I'm on the bench but I'm watching the game.

Like I still have Bumble on my phone

and every now and then I'll kind of be like,

what's going on here?

But really like I'm a non-mental head space

to be dating anybody right now. So it's purely just used as a form of

entertainment but the interesting thing about the dating out Bumble is that in the

past normally women have had to make the first move each time. They've recently realized women hate making the first move.

They decided to allow men to start doing the first move, which I really appreciate.

And so on Bumble you can have a prompt that guys can respond to if they can't think of a pickup line on their own

They can just respond to whatever question that you presented and so the question that I've had on my profile for the last couple months is

What are your red and green flags like I want to know what's wrong with you before I go out and get coffee with you like

tell me all your flaws tell me what you're talking about in therapy and then I'll

decide whether or not I'd like to go out with you.

Do you know what this is?

It's a modern day pros and cons list.

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