The Cold Vaccine with Kathy Yamamoto

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 22 October 2021

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

We've got vaccines for polio, and mumps, and Covid-19, and even something called Hib (seriously, look it up). So why on earth don't we have a vaccine for the common cold? What are these scientists even doing all day?? The exceptionally funny Kathy Yamamoto is on the show this week to dive deep into the shady world of Big Kleenex/Big NyQuil/Big Hot Toddy and their devious plan to kill cold vaccines before they can cause them to lose a bunch of money. It's a complex plot that also involves mean nurses, sickly rhinos, ThE eCoNoMy, and the dumbest lab technicians you can possibly imagine. Learn the shocking truth!!

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0:00.0	Yeah, I know, my dad's a lawyer, so I'm very careful about what I put in writing most
0:22.5	of the time.
0:23.5	Actually, my texts start.
0:24.5	Apple could take some shit up with my texts, but like email and stuff, I try really hard
0:29.0	not to talk like anything super bad, but you know, vocally, it's all game over.
0:35.6	Everything's on the table.
0:36.6	Yeah.
0:37.6	Did you guys read it?
0:38.6	And I love gossip.
0:39.6	Bad art friend article.
0:40.6	Yeah.
0:41.6	I was just thinking of that.
0:43.5	I did not.
0:44.5	I gave up.
0:45.5	It's behind the paywall.
0:46.5	I could not.
0:47.5	I tried twice and I was like, that's it.
0:49.9	I'm done.
0:50.9	It's just.
0:51.9	That was a good way.
0:52.9	I was able to read it was because of a LA public library subscription, we'll let you
0:56.8	read.
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