Avril Lavigne's Clone with Christiana Morgenroth

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 October 2021

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

She was a pop punk princess at the top of the world with a #1 album. She was a clone of that pop punk princess who was grown in a vat in Canada. Can we make it any more obvious??? This week we're getting into a new take on the theory that Avril Lavigne died in the early 2000's and was replaced by a body double. Only this time, we're getting sci-fi with it. Let hilarious producer and comedian Christiana Morgenroth explain. And along the way you'll learn all about Alexis, Christiana, and Katelyn's early teen years and the powerful (and sometimes disturbing) ((and always embarrassing)) impact that pop-punk had on us all.

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0:00.0	That vibe is that it worked out was directly across the street from an in and out and in
0:23.6	the same way that like San Francisco thinks it's in competition with LA.
0:29.4	We all of our employees were fiercely convinced to the fact that we're so much better in
0:34.6	and out.
0:35.6	We're like our patties or thicker, our service is better.
0:38.4	You can't get Cajun fries in and out, which is absolutely true, the Cajun fries go way
0:42.2	better than that's true.
0:43.2	I'm shit that isn't an out-fries.
0:44.6	Sorry.
0:45.6	They're not.
0:46.6	They're trash, you're right.
0:47.6	They're trash.
0:48.6	Some people are like, oh, you should get them cooked extra.
0:50.1	Then they're good.
0:51.1	I'm like, so they're bad.
0:52.1	You should have defaulted.
0:53.1	You should get a bunch of other stuff off menu done to them and then they're pretty
0:59.3	edible.
1:00.3	You cover them in other shit that's good, it turns out in five things slightly edible.
1:06.7	God, that San Francisco thing is so real.
1:09.3	I grew up in the Bay Area and was like, oh, as first as so-cal and then I moved to
1:13.2	everyone was like, no, no, no, I left going up to SF.
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