The Royals Are Frankensteins with Todd and Jessica McClintock

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 29 October 2021

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Our dear friends are back in the Lizard Lair, and they've got an extra spooky conspiracy theory for you! Todd and Jessica McClintock make a triumphant return to tell us all about the British royal family and their reanimation shenanigans. They suspect that Liz, Wills, and all the rest are actually Frankenstein monsters, sewn-together corpses that take the best parts of the royal blood line and smoosh them together with hot body parts of regular dead people. This eerie theory weaves together Mary Shelley, Lord Byron, WAP, juicy butts, American presidents, various accents, and a whole lot of goofing. Buckle up babies because we're recording in person and we're getting goofy. Happy Halloween!

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0:00.0	I know how to be entertaining, walk a walka, do any form of, walk a walka, is it the fun?
0:25.8	That's the fun.
0:26.8	That's the fun.
0:27.8	Fossy bear.
0:28.8	The fuzz.
0:29.8	I go on the fuzz.
0:32.8	That's the fun.
0:33.8	Walka, walka.
0:34.8	Wrap four questions.
0:35.8	Oh, yeah.
0:36.8	Fossy bear.
0:37.8	Would I drive a wrap or into the desert to have sex with Fossy bear?
0:41.8	Well, he's a little bear.
0:44.8	Okay.
0:45.8	Yes.
0:46.8	But if we're...
0:47.8	If we're in a hat.
0:48.8	He wears a tie in a hat.
0:50.8	That's what I mean.
0:51.8	That's hot in to me.
0:52.8	If we're...
0:54.8	It's actually tie-in-no-shirt.
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