The British Royals Are Lizard People with Sarah Claspell

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2018

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Did you enjoy the royal wedding? All those pretty dresses and weird traditions. Well then you got played by one of the most classic distraction techniques in the book. See there’s a theory floating around that the British Royal Family aren’t just weird because of history and inbreeding. They’re weird because they’re Reptilians.

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0:00.0	The Hi, welcome to Lizard People. This is a show where we talk all about conspiracy theories,
0:22.2	crazy people, and kooky ideas. all about what's going on behind the scenes.
0:25.0	I'm your host Caitlin Hampstead.
0:29.7	Let's get to the show. Sunday I was we went to a party and then I was hung over in a way that I haven't been in like three years
0:58.0	I was just like I can't get on the couch. That was funny.
1:04.0	You could have talked about the party instead.
1:07.0	And then I helped my boyfriend move.
1:09.0	Nice.
1:10.0	Wild.
1:11.0	Yeah.
1:12.0	What'd you do? Um? I went to Palm Springs.
1:13.7	Oh, yeah, me and Cardinal Redbird rented a house and we truly hung out in a pool and ate so many chips.
1:21.5	Oh God. There's these things that are Cheeseth's but they're called Cheeseth's grooves.
1:26.0	Stop.
1:27.0	Don't do this to me.
1:28.0	Oh, they're like thinner than regular Cheeseth
1:30.0	but they still get all the flavor and they've got a good crunch.
1:33.0	Oh, I want one now.
1:35.0	We went through so many that we had a grocery store run that was just for grooves. It was, it's so good.
1:45.0	Did you like all discover them on the trip and go,
1:47.0	this is the best.
1:48.0	Madeline told us about them.
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