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I'm your host Caitlin Hampstead.

Let's get to the show. I have a thing where like I feel like my family didn't sign up for being comedians I shouldn't talk about their shit. Do you have that feelings?

My mom is like, I was just talking with her about this idea that I want to write that's sort of about

her parents. And so therefore all of us and she was like you know whatever you got to do

because she's just like get money okay get money is her priority yes, you can have a career in the arts if you like do it and get paid? Yes.

Okay, she's pretty I don't know like whenever when she has seen my work whatever it is whether it be a

musical I wrote about lesbians at an all-girl camp who and there's a dancing

vagina and they talk about fisting.

She didn't, she said it was really great.

I didn't love the part about eating ass,

but everything else was really good.

But like she's like, if people are coming to see this you're doing a great job like why couldn't good for you

That feels like the move as a parent of like you're actually doing it so everyone else such narcissists not checking in yeah yeah yeah and

and half of them are dead so okay that worked out so you can write whatever the

fuck you mean I'll have to deal with it one day. Yeah.

Mama's like just, you know, all you have to do is just sell it to them.

Yeah, sell them on the idea.

And I feel like the narcissist will be like, I'm a character that will live forever in this movie.

Yeah, so I mean, and everything's like loosely based,

so it's not real.

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