The Hi, welcome to Lizard People. This is a show where we talk all about conspiracy theories,

crazy people, and kooky ideas. all about what's going on behind the scenes.

I'm your host Caitlin Hampstead.

Let's get to the show. I was just a weirdo I have a theory that I was this is my conspiracy theory that I was born exactly 30 years too late. Okay, like you would have been a child

prodigy in the 70s? No I just think like in my in my heart I'm gonna turn 60.

I see what you mean like you started at 30. Yeah I should have been born in. I've thought a lot about it.

Your soul is aged to the point, like a fine wine.

Mm-hmm. And it's not in like a cool way because I do feel 60 years old and I and I'm only going to turn 30 so yeah that's been my

personal journey my mom's like yeah I don't know I my mom's like I agree with you

what I think to tell you I don't know I she my mom's like I agree with you. What if you tell your young adult daughter's like yeah you are middle-aged.

Yeah yeah I just was like a really super weird kid.

I think you embraced it in a very beautiful way you like

love to bake and you love to help people and you love your life in all the best

ways that a 59-year-old woman would. Oh thanks thanks. Yes. I mean it's tough to look down the barrel at 60, but I am ready for it.

I hear that, honey, but that's when you really start coming into yourself.

I as an adult woman.

I mean, I just ask if people can just give me joint relaxer pills

and gift cards to chico's.

All right, so if you're, that's my it's.

Frankly, I would love a pair of linen pants.

I don't blame you on the chico's thing.

Anything that can just breathe and flow. Oh, I just want to breathe and flow speaking of

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