Clock of the Long Now

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 28 November 2022

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies! We're engaging in some light celebrity schadenfreude this week! Some of our least favorite personalities showed their true colors recently during our local election cycle, and their billionaire du jour lost. On today's episode, we play some classic TV fuck/marry/kill. On Wiki of the Week, we read the Wikipedia page for "Clock of the Long Now," a mechanical clock under construction that is designed to keep time for 10,000 years.

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	threw all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.3	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses baby This is. Baby Geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby Geniuses.
0:16.0	We know everything.
0:18.0	Baby geniuses.
0:19.0	We know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses.
0:22.0	We know everything. Baby geniuses we know everything
0:23.0	baby geniuses tell us something we don't know
0:26.0	hello babies
0:29.0	welcome to baby geniuses I'm I'm Lisa. Thank you for listening to our show.
0:36.0	Oh boy. We are recording this before Thanksgiving. It's coming out after
0:41.0	Thanksgiving. If you don't live in the US.
0:44.0	It's a day where we make a lot of food and we eat it.
0:48.0	Let me tell you the history of the...
0:50.0	Let me tell the story of the first Thanksgiving.
0:55.2	Now, Thanksgiving is a fucked up holiday, but it is fun.
0:59.2	Have you ever looked up like what they ate at the first Thanksgiving?
1:04.3	No.
1:05.6	It's like going off like a third grader's knowledge of Thanksgiving
1:09.7	which is false in every possible way.
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