The Body Keeps The Score, And, Girl, We’re Getting Our Ass Beat

Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

5 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2025

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

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TW: Diet Culture, Body Image, and, girlllll, just some typical self-hating gays.

Today we move through our journeys with fitness as we giggle and gab about workout classes. From the dark room of SoulCyle to the comfort of an at-home workout, we’ve pretty much tried everything once. Certified Personal Trainer & Fitness Coach, Andrew, talks about his complicated relationship with the fitness world and Joe worries he might be regressing to a less body positive era of his life. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll immediately want to sign up for Patreon for a brand new bonus episode EVERY SINGLE THURSDAY AT 8PM EST!

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HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella

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0:00.0	I'm so sorry.
0:02.7	I'm so sorry that you have to do this.
0:04.7	Thank you.
0:05.2	I appreciate that.
0:06.0	You're welcome.
0:06.4	I have a confession to make.
0:09.0	I had a chicken Caesar wrap today.
0:11.6	When?
0:13.2	When I was gone.
0:16.8	I know.
0:17.5	I thought I was pretending like I haven't eaten all day.
0:20.8	I didn't know if you like thought that. I hear something about me that's a little bit different than you. You don't take note of everything that people eat in the day. I am not watching you competitively to see what you're eating in a day versus me. I don't think like that. I am really grateful that I don't think like that. I don't think that I ever look at your food and like competing with you at all I think I only look at what you in take during a day
0:42.7	just to make sure that like you're gonna be able to sustain your life going forward and
0:48.1	that's not what if I'm not what if that's no longer the long term goal that's not your goal is to
0:52.5	like sustain life no so you're kind of like that's, that's just like...
0:55.8	I feel like I am someone who's aging, like I'm a senior citizen who, you know, has been,
1:01.8	had a long life and they're kind of ready to go.
1:04.7	So you would you say, oh, no, I can't, I'm not even going to say the word.
1:09.4	Hospice.
1:10.3	Andrew, that's horrible.
1:12.1	That's horrible.
1:13.1	I take it back.
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